Quite possibly the most beautiful person on the face of the planet.

Quite possibly the most beautiful person on the face of the planet.

nyccoffee:

"I’m Hustle Man! That’s all you need to know."

This is literally my favorite thing right now, too good not to reblog

mikenobody said:
That was kinda weird. Uh, Are you really seeking penpals or just trying to creep people out?

I do want a penpal but I’ve got a really terrible sense of humor… part of me wanted to post that and be the usual idiot that I am and the other part of me knew it would ruin my chances. I stuck with the idiot part of me because that seems to take over everything else. And yes, I am definitely weird, but I wasn’t trying to creep anyone out (I thought it was obvious that it was a joke!).

I WANT YOUR ADDRESS TO COME AND BUTT FUCK YOU IN THE BASEMENT AND IF YOU DON’T HAVE A BASEMENT YOUR BEDROOM IS FINE

Jk I just want a penpal

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