megan coleman


  •  ***I usually don't reblog anything at all but this is too great not to. Happened to me and my friend Tara while we were taking a smoke break at bartending school tonight. Too clear up confusion, she wrote this so the Me in the dialogue is her, I'm Megs.
  • Random Drunk: (a minute or two of incoherent babble while Megs & I stare at him puzzled) You gotta understand a little humor to be a bartender. You'll never make it. You don't have the personality.
  • Me: (LOLing and nodding) Huh?
  • Random Drunk: You're in the school for the bartending?
  • Megs: Yup.
  • Me: Mmhmm.
  • Random Drunk: Do the opposite of everything they tell you. It's all about personality.
  • Megs: (wtfgiggles)
  • Me: (wtfgiggles)
  • Random Drunk: They're all (makes a series of silly faces & gestures to indicate what I would assume is a strict, staunch person). You gotta be fun. (stumbles) Like that...you just say "Hey baby..." (stumbles on purpose and takes up a sing-song tone) and theeey fall in looove with yooou.
  • Me: (wtfgiggles smh)
  • Megs: (wtfgiggles)
  • Random Drunk: Do the opposite of everything they tell you. That's my tip. Will you guys do me a favor?
  • Megs: What?
  • Me: What's that?
  • Random Drunk: Get a pen.
  • Me: (all but facepalms, thinking "is he really gonna"?)
  • Megs: (wtfgiggles)
  • Random Drunk: (sing-song again, accompanied by a little dance) Phoooone Nuuuumbeeers! That's how you make your tips!
  • Me: (facepalm)
  • Megs: (wtf this guy is creepy giggles)
  • Random Drunk: I have panic attacks when I'm sober. I'm afraid to talk to people.
  • Megs: Yeah? Me too.
  • Me: Oh yeah, I hear ya.
  • Random Drunk: How's the guy that teaches? Is he an asshole?
  • Megs: No, he's actually really cool.
  • Me: Yeah, they're all pretty great. They're all bartenders. Laid back...they know what they're doing.
  • Random Drunk: Well I just wanted to give you a tip. Do the opposite of everything they tell you.
  •  Megs; (laughs) Okay.
  • Me: (laughs) Haha...alright.
  • Random Drunk: (walking away & then stopping) Hey, you never got my name.
  • Me: Okay, what's your name?
  • Random Drunk: (sing-song as he starts to walk away) Diiiiildoooo...
  • Megs: What the fuck? Did he just say his name was "Dildo"?
  • Me: (facepalming, turning my head away in shame and clonking it hard as hell off the railing I'm sitting next to) Mmhmm.
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